Apparently Jamie Foxx’s new album is kind of shitty or at least the studio heads think so, and they want Justin Timberlake to save the day.  According to Pagesix:

The Oscar-winning actor and singer’s as-yet-untitled release has been delayed until July because suits at J Records/RCA were unhappy with the early material and invited Timberlake to get more involved.

An industry source told Page Six, “There were some issues with Jamie’s album. Bosses at the label were not happy with the initial tracks, so Justin was asked to help co-write and perform on more songs.

“Timberlake has collaborated on at least three tracks — including the first release, titled ‘Winner,’ which is now getting a good reaction on radio play.

“There was some worry that upping Justin’s input would upset Jamie’s famous ego, but so far it has gone well,” our source continued. “But he was a little upset the label chiefs were insisting on changing his material to ensure there were more hits.

“The album has been delayed twice. It was due for release in April, then pushed back to June and then delayed again.”

“Winner” has also been reworked to include a guest verse from rapper T.I. after he was released from prison.

If I were Jamie Foxx I am not sure how I well I would be taking all of this.  I might just go Shanaynay all over their ass.  You know how much studio heads know about music?  Jack shit; so I am taking this all with a grain of salt.  Guess who is guest starring next?  Kermit the mother fucking Frog and he is laying some fresh amphibious shit on some hot tracks!!  Yeah, that makes sense.

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Russell Brand want Justin Beiber to OD on herion.  According to Page Six Brand states:

Russell Brand has a prescription for the ailing music industry — heroin. The British comic, fiancé of Katy Perry, tells Rolling Stone: “The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . . . A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”

Ok, so I will dress up like Barney and start slipping Justin Beiber heroin laced cookies.  Now Brand you pretend to be engaged to Katy Perry and get her daily habit going. I will leave a plate of “magic cookies” for Justin to OD himself on and you have Katy Perry walk in on you while having a three way with a one armed midget and a playboy model.  She will surely OD after that horrific sight and the natural selection will begin.  Go team heroin.

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