Just to recount the events that led up to Charlie Sheen’s 30 day vacation in a plush Malibu rehab: Charlie Sheen and his wife were in Aspen high as fuck on crack when they got into some kind of fight where Charlie slapped Brooke and then put a knife to her neck and threatened to get O.J. Simpson on that ass.  Brooke had the misunderstanding that because she was a hot white piece of ass in Colorado that the police would put Charlie in jail.  Although not LA, Colorado is still the venue where Kobe Bryant anally raped some chick and got off without even getting probation. And he’s Black.  Charlie could be disrupted from filming his hit show 2 1/2 men so got  30 days in rehab for threatening to kill his wife with a kitchen knife.  He also has such an air tight prenuptial that Brooke doesn’t want to divorce him even though he bangs hooker in front of her.  Tiger Pay attention, your prenup sucks.

Jenna Jameson admits she may not have been assaulted by Tito Ortiz but it sure as hell looks like she is a drug addict.  According to Radaronline.com:

I mean, everybody makes mistakes when it comes to a relationship and we both love each other and there’s no doubt about that, there’s no doubt about it,” Jameson said.

“I don’t know why [he gave a press conference]. I think a lot of times when you’re in an altered state of mind, when you’re sad, just been arrested and lawyers and handlers and PR people get a hold of you, you end up just doing what they tell you to do. And he made a mistake. [The press conference] was a mistake and I made a lot of mistakes too because I said a lot of things in the heat of being upset and hurt and I just want it all to go away.”

After Ortiz was arrested and Jameson alleged he assaulted her, Ortiz and his camp fired back saying the UFC champion “never laid a hand” on Jameson and that she has been fighting an Oxycontin addiction for over a year. Despite the harsh words from both sides, according to Jameson, that is all water under the bridge and they will move forward together as a couple and a family which includes their twin sons.

When the restrictions on Tito are lifted, Jameson will be there to welcome him. “Yes [he’ll be able to come back home], and I’m going to do everything I can to protect my man and that’s the last thing I really want to say.”

It is beginning to look like Jenna made the whole fucking thing up which makes you wish Tito had put that bitch in an arm bar.  If Tito had really hit that bitch there would probably be physical evidence like she would be in a comma.  Although, after 15 years in porn, you could probably run that bitch through a meat grinder and she wouldn’t have a scratch; so who knows?