Just to recount the events that led up to Charlie Sheen’s 30 day vacation in a plush Malibu rehab: Charlie Sheen and his wife were in Aspen high as fuck on crack when they got into some kind of fight where Charlie slapped Brooke and then put a knife to her neck and threatened to get O.J. Simpson on that ass.  Brooke had the misunderstanding that because she was a hot white piece of ass in Colorado that the police would put Charlie in jail.  Although not LA, Colorado is still the venue where Kobe Bryant anally raped some chick and got off without even getting probation. And he’s Black.  Charlie could be disrupted from filming his hit show 2 1/2 men so got  30 days in rehab for threatening to kill his wife with a kitchen knife.  He also has such an air tight prenuptial that Brooke doesn’t want to divorce him even though he bangs hooker in front of her.  Tiger Pay attention, your prenup sucks.

Lawrence Taylor has been arrested in connection with rape, not crack this time, but rape. According to TMZ:

Officials have released a statement confirming 51-year-old Taylor was taken into custody by police after someone accused the Hall of Famer of committing rape early this morning at a Holiday Inn in Suffern, NY.

The Town of Ramapo Police Department is currently investigating the situation.

A news conference is scheduled to take place in the next few hours.

Shit, he even looks like a rapist in this photo, its like he has that innocent but I will rape you in the ass look that Kobe used to have.  I would not drop the soap around either of them.  In addition, TMZ doesn’t mention if he raped a woman or a man, crack heads aren’t too particular.

Update: Apparently LT paid some pimp 300 to bang an underage chick.  The chick was under control of the pimp whatever that means.

Charlie Sheen has been a notorious hooker fucker.  I believe he once said that he didn’t pay them for sex he paid them to leave.  Clever man.  Well according to Radaronline.com he is still at it and bringing them back to the bed he shares with wife Brooke Mueller.

In an outrageous and brazen move,Charlie Sheen not only cheated on wifeBrooke Mueller with a paid escort but he did it in his marital bed, RadarOnline.comhas learned exclusively.

Charlie took Angelina Tracy back to thehouse on more than one occasion and had sex with her in the bed he shares with his wife, a source who knows him told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Charlie and Brooke put on a happy front to the public, saying they want to stay married even after he was arrested on domestic violence charges stemming from a Christmas incident between them.

Team Sheen wanted Brooke to stay friendly to Charlie because they are worried her testimony in the Aspen case could hurt him dramatically. She played along, with her lawyer claiming she want to stay married.

Sheen and Mueller have both been receiving rehab treatment. Both are alcoholics who have had a crack problem.

While Mueller spent some time out of the house recently, Charlie brought back Angelina and had sex with her in his bed.

“It’s the same old Charlie,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “He hasn’t changed at all.”

This guy is like the white Rick James smoking crack, banging hoes, and choking them out.  Damn Charlie Sheen is one crazy motherf*cker.  I best this guy has a credit card that gives him frequent hooker miles in his wallet.

You can take white trash out of Louisiana, giver her millions of dollars, put her up in a mansion, but the red-neck white trashiness will never go away.  I figure with all the money Britney has she could at least make her hair look normal.  Instead Britney spears’ hair looks like she has been up on meth for 6 days and then stock a fork in a light socket.  And what the fuck is with those Inspector Gadget glasses? They can’t be prescription because Britney is illiterate.  She thinks the McDonalds menu is in hieroglyphics.  Oh Britney you + Xanax = love.