Just to recount the events that led up to Charlie Sheen’s 30 day vacation in a plush Malibu rehab: Charlie Sheen and his wife were in Aspen high as fuck on crack when they got into some kind of fight where Charlie slapped Brooke and then put a knife to her neck and threatened to get O.J. Simpson on that ass.  Brooke had the misunderstanding that because she was a hot white piece of ass in Colorado that the police would put Charlie in jail.  Although not LA, Colorado is still the venue where Kobe Bryant anally raped some chick and got off without even getting probation. And he’s Black.  Charlie could be disrupted from filming his hit show 2 1/2 men so got  30 days in rehab for threatening to kill his wife with a kitchen knife.  He also has such an air tight prenuptial that Brooke doesn’t want to divorce him even though he bangs hooker in front of her.  Tiger Pay attention, your prenup sucks.

Charlie Sheen is blatantly disregarding the rules and conduct he  himself helped write for banging hookers.  According to Radaronline.com:

Charlie Sheen moved back home and brought his paid escort friend with him – and his wife moved out,RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It’s the latest outrageous event in a marriage that has been filled with drama and packed a lifetime of controversy in fewer than two years.

Sheen has been sleeping at rehab but coming and going as he pleases. He was caught with a paid escort by photographers recently.

RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Sheen has been having a several week affair with the escort and prior to that he hooked up with one of the escort’s friends!

Charlie is having a mental breakdown.  Don’t you pay them to leave ? Isn’t that the whole point Mr. Sheen? You don’t pay them to move in, start nagging you, stop fucking you, and take half your shit.  Has the world gone mad?  I didn’t believe in that whole 2012 disaster shit but Charlie’s behavior might be evidence that the world is coming to an end.