Russell Brand want Justin Beiber to OD on herion.  According to Page Six Brand states:

Russell Brand has a prescription for the ailing music industry — heroin. The British comic, fiancé of Katy Perry, tells Rolling Stone: “The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . . . A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”

Ok, so I will dress up like Barney and start slipping Justin Beiber heroin laced cookies.  Now Brand you pretend to be engaged to Katy Perry and get her daily habit going. I will leave a plate of “magic cookies” for Justin to OD himself on and you have Katy Perry walk in on you while having a three way with a one armed midget and a playboy model.  She will surely OD after that horrific sight and the natural selection will begin.  Go team heroin.

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3 Responses to “Russell Brand wants Justin Beiber to OD.”

  1. derp says:

    Syd Barrett mostly did psychedelics, not heroin.

  2. Mike JOnes says:

    Darwinian??? This mother fucker looks like planet of the apes

  3. Tony says:

    God damnit, did you need to say clarify who Syd Barret is? Give us some credit.

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