CHARLIE SHEEN KNOWS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND DIVORCE

Just to recount the events that led up to Charlie Sheen’s 30 day vacation in a plush Malibu rehab: Charlie Sheen and his wife were in Aspen high as fuck on crack when they got into some kind of fight where Charlie slapped Brooke and then put a knife to her neck and threatened to get O.J. Simpson on that ass.  Brooke had the misunderstanding that because she was a hot white piece of ass in Colorado that the police would put Charlie in jail.  Although not LA, Colorado is still the venue where Kobe Bryant anally raped some chick and got off without even getting probation. And he’s Black.  Charlie could be disrupted from filming his hit show 2 1/2 men so got  30 days in rehab for threatening to kill his wife with a kitchen knife.  He also has such an air tight prenuptial that Brooke doesn’t want to divorce him even though he bangs hooker in front of her.  Tiger Pay attention, your prenup sucks.