The Vapid is here to cater to all your most debasing needs and desires.  Need some really shitty advice?  Want someone to stand by the bathroom door while you get your nose candy on? Sure.  Want me to hold your hair and bang you from behind while you throw up $300  worth of sushi that your boyfriend just paid for? Not a problem.  Need advice on how to get skinny?  Follow my diet: Start with bottled water, smoke two cigarettes for breakfast, one for lunch, and snort an eight ball for dinner. I am here for you, in the most shallow sense possible. The trailer above is for a movie that roughly mirrors my life. I will be reviewing this movie as soon as possible for authenticity and accuracy.